Hating Disney

My kids are loving the movie Frozen.  They memorized most of the lyrics to the songs and whole scenes, even though they've only seen the movie twice.  I even like the movie, overall.  So, I ordered a copy for their Pacha Baskets.  Disney had a great pre-order deal: buy the blu-ray combo, get 4 lithographs and a $20 coupon.  Can't go wrong!

Oh, actually, can go wrong.  After placing the order they emailed to say the lithographs were no longer available.  Okay, we'll still take the movie and coupon...  But wait, here comes an email offering Frozen and Tinkerbell lithographs if you enter a magic code for each movie and pay $3.65!  No more lithographs available??

A customer service email got a "we'll pass along your comment to management."

Okay, I still have the coupon code.  Let me go buy the Frozen costume BumbleBee would like for Halloween & her birthday party.  Oh, wait it's not on the Disney store website any more.  I wonder when they'll get more in.  I hope it's soon because the coupon code expires on March 30.  (I've been checking back regularly since March 18).  Still not available.  Let me email to see when more will be in.

Response: "Unfortunately, we are not given any notification on if or when items 
will be restocked on the website".  Sorry we can't help.

Okay, then can you extend my coupon so that I can get the discount I paid for whenever the site is restocked?

Response:  No, you'll just have to hope for another promotion code when it's back in stock.

I am totally disgusted with Disney's customer service.  I guess they no they hold all the power.  Kids really want their stuff, and parents will just have to pay through the nose for it or bear the complaints of their children.

Annunciation Craft Kit

Lesson For The Annunciation

The feast of the Annunciation is a glorious respite in the middle of Great Lent.  For adults there are numerous church services and fasting to prepare us for Pascha.  Since children aren't fasting and most are probably not paying attention completely when they are in church, it is important to provide them with lessons at home or in Sunday school that will help them gain an understanding of what this time is all about and hopefully bring them closer to God.  We can use each of the feast days in Lent (even the minor ones) as fun teaching moments to show children that Great Lent is not something to be dreaded, but something that can help us grow as Christians and bring us closer to God.

Look at an icon of the Annunciation, and have your child color an Annunciation icon .  While he is coloring, ask about what he sees in the picture.  Ask what he thinks the word annunciation means.  Older children may already have an idea and be able to explain it to you.  If they can't, explain to them that it's just a fancy word that means announcement. 

Next, read the Bible (Luke 1:26-38) or a children's Bible story about the Annunciation.  Below you will find discussion questions to ask when you've finished the reading:

1.      Who made an announcement?

a.       The angel Gabriel

2.      To whom did he make it?                  

a.       Mary

3.      What was the announcement?

a.       That she would have a baby and name Him Jesus

4.      How did Mary respond?                   

a.       A little confused about how but wanting to do God's will "Let it be done to me according to your will."

Craft Activity: Clothespin Angel and Virgin

These figures can stand in your icon corner for the feast, and later they can be added to your Christmas tree as a reminder of how we arrived at Christmas.

Supplies:

2 old fashioned clothespins (3 3/4 inches long)

Clothes and Wing pattern

Scissors or pinking shears

Blue fabric (liturgical color of the Theotokos)

White fabric (for the angel)

Fabric glue

3 small rubber bands (loom bands work great)

Gold (or silver) pipe cleaner

Gold (or silver) paper

Markers

Instructions:

1.      Cut out the pattern pieces.  Pin skirt pattern to blue fabric and cut.  Repeat with white fabric.  Cut out a small square (roughly 3x3 inches) of blue fabric.  If your child is very young or not good with scissors prepare this part in advance. 

2.      Draw faces and hair on clothes pins.

3.      Put fabric glue on one side edge of white fabric.  Fold the other edge of fabric around to meet glue.  Hold it about 30 seconds or so to give the glue a chance to set a bit and ensure it holds.  Repeat with blue fabric.

4.      Slide the skirts over each figure and fasten with one rubber band.  If you don't have small rubber bands, you can glue the skirt around the "neck" of the clothes pin.

5.      Put the blue square of fabric over Mary's head for a scarf and fasten with the last rubber band.  If you glue the scarf on Mary, be sure to glue the top, back, & sides so it doesn't poof out too much.

6.      Twist one end of the pipe cleaner into a small circle.  Cut off the excess leaving a half to one inch stem.  Position the halo over the angel's head and tuck the stem into the rubber band at the back of the angel.

7.      Cut out wing pattern, and trace onto back side of gold paper.  Cut out wings, and glue onto angel's back with gold side facing forward.

Since this is an important feast day in the middle of Lent be sure to enjoy it.  Have some fish for dinner and finish off with a dessert in honor of the Theotokos.  One of our favorites that is perfect for an oil & wine day is dump cake.  Make it with blueberries for the Theotokos.

Blueberry Dumpcake

Ingredients:

1 Box vegan yellow cake mix (Duncan Hines is vegan)

1 Can blueberry pie filling

Smart Balance margarine

1 tsp almond extract

1/2 cup chopped walnuts or pecans (optional)

Directions:

1.      Pour pie filling into 13x9 pan.  Rinse the can with a little water and pour over filling.

2.      Add almond extract and stir around.

3.      Pour cake mix evenly over pie filling (DO NOT STIR).

4.      Melt about 4 ounces of margarine and pour over cake mix.  If there are large parts with no melted margarine, repeat this step until most of the mix is covered.

5.      Sprinkle nuts on top, if desired.

6.      Bake at 350F for about 35 minutes (or until cake mix is golden brown).

7.      To serve, scoop out into bowls.

Finally, and perhaps most obviously, celebrate the feast by attending liturgy!